Alexis not her real name!
So, this past weekend, with the fear that my daughter would INDEED be the kid who goes to college still in diapers, I forgot everything I ever said about waiting for her to tell me she was ready and forced the issue.
I put up a chart. Lastly, I told her that she would not be training alone. We would be training Minnie Mouse too. For the record, she was not on board with any of this until Minnie Mouse entered the picture.
I parent with bribes and stuffed rodents. And we were only semi-successful. But I learned a lot. Making fun of parents who would dare to use something as ridiculous as the iPotty prior to actually training a child yourself, will suddenly seem very silly once your child has convinced you to let them use the iPad on the potty.
Every instinct you have ever had about piss and shit will disappear. If you are in the middle of potty training and your child decides to randomly sit inside their carseat, be suspicious.
Be very, very suspicious. Remembering to use the potty while fully naked is an entirely different skill than remembering to use the potty while wearing pants and underwear. Think algebra as compared to calculus.
Peeing in the potty is a totally different skill than pooping in the potty. Think earth science as compared to physics. My daughter is potty trained!!!
So, where are we now? Calculus and physics have not been mastered yet. But… the smile on her face each time she used the potty on her own, might have made three years of diaper changes worth it.
I wish I could post a picture of her smile here. Now, please excuse me while I clean my carpet for the 47th time. Want Mommy Shorts delivered daily or weekly to your inbox?Have you ever considered sex work?
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